New funny struggle quotes

• I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

• 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

• I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

• Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

• I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

• I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

• If you’re going through hell, keep going.

• The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

• I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

• My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Top funny struggle quotes

• I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

• Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

• 4 out 3 people struggle with math.

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

• Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

• It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

• No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

• Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

• Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

• The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Popular funny struggle quotes

• Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

• I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

• I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

• You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

• Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

• Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

• Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

• Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

• I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

More funny struggle quotes

• ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

• Life is really sucking the life out of me.

• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

• I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

• The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

• Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Witty struggle quotes

• This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

• I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

• I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

• Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

• What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

• It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

• The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

• How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Funny struggle quotes remind us that while life loves to throw challenges our way 🌪️, there’s always something to laugh about along the journey 😂. Whether it’s minor mishaps 🧩 or full-on disasters 🚨, struggles make for the best stories later 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever said, “Of course this would happen to me” 🙃. So embrace the chaos, find the humor, and keep laughing your way through every struggle 🤪!