50+ Funny Struggle Quotes That Prove Life’s Hardships Are Pure Comedy

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• Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

• Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

• One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

• When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

• A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

• Earth is hard.

• I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

• Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

• “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Top funny struggle quotes

• So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

• I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

• My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

• Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

• Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

• Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

• The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

• To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

• One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Popular funny struggle quotes

• Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

• Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

• The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

• I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

• Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

• I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

• Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

• The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

• When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

• I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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• Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

• Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

• You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

• Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

• You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

• The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

• Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

• Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

• Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

• The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Witty struggle quotes

• I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

• My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

• Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

• The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

• I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

• Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

• Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

• I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

• Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

• How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Funny struggle quotes remind us that while life loves to throw challenges our way 🌪️, there’s always something to laugh about along the journey 😂. Whether it’s minor mishaps 🧩 or full-on disasters 🚨, struggles make for the best stories later 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever said, “Of course this would happen to me” 🙃. So embrace the chaos, find the humor, and keep laughing your way through every struggle 🤪!