New funny wordplay quotes

• Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

• The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

• A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

• Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

• If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

• Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

• That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

• Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

• I need to have a ginger ale about this.

• Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Top funny wordplay quotes

• Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

• I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

• You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

• No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

• I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

• I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

• People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

• What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

• The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

• Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

Popular funny wordplay quotes

• The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

• I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

• It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

• Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

• Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

• A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

• Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

• Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

• Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

• Starting to think business is standing on me.

More funny wordplay quotes

• Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

• Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

• “Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

• Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

• If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

• “Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

• Have you tried making guacamole about it?

• Fifty shades of I miss you.

• “It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

• Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Witty wordplay quotes

• If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

• “Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

• “Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

• If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

• Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

• A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

• No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

• If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

• My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Funny wordplay quotes remind us that language is one giant playground for the witty 🤣. Whether it’s a pun so bad it’s good 🐟 or a clever double meaning that sneaks up on you 🕵️‍♂️, wordplay makes humor feel extra satisfying 😂. These quotes are perfect for anyone who can’t resist a good dad joke or a perfectly timed one-liner 🙃. So sharpen your wit, embrace the puns, and enjoy the endless fun of wordplay 🤪!