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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machi…

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machi…

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"5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5pm, call, Friday, humor, ice cream, joke, machine, McDonald’s, me, not working, weekend, working on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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