5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machi… Commentary:"5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.