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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.