5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down. Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’
