5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working.

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“5pm on a Friday mood: ‘Call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?”

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