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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.