75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer. I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy. My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”. I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.
