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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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"Out of 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, and 7 seas, the true enigma remains: How am I still single amidst 8 billion people?! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SingleLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged country, dating, humor, island, loneliness, people, person, planet, relationship, sea, single on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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← Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing. When someone says โ€œI don’t want a relationship right nowโ€ the โ€œat least not with youโ€ is silent. →

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