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"Out of 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, and 7 seas, the true enigma remains: How am I still single amidst 8 billion people?! 🌍🏝️🌊😂 #SingleLife"

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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2 months ago

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95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

He took my last fry, your honor.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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Just landed via Twitch:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Just shared via Twitch:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Just shared via Twitch:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Live now on Facebook:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Trending via Threads:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Spotted on Messenger:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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