90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. π€π #ParentingDilemmas" Related Funny Quotes π€ 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. I donβt know why βyou made your bed now lie in itβ is a bad thing. It sounds great! Iβll even lie in a bed I didnβt make. They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.