90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs. If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.
