90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
