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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.