Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.