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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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A Monday every week is excessive.