I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seems like procrastination is the key to immortality!⏳😂 Who knew deadlines were actually the secret to everlasting life?⏱️💀 #ForeverProcrastinating" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences. I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts. When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason. If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.