It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.