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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.