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  • Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.
  • I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.
  • You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.
  • Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.
  • Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
  • The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.