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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Making waves on Telegram:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Making waves on TikTok:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Spotted on TikTok:

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Trending via Slack:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Spotted on Telegram:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Making waves on Threads:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Going viral on Reddit:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Live now on TikTok:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?
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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Telegram:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Going viral on X:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Trending via Discord:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Trending via Facebook:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Shared recently on Slack:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Freshly posted on X:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Live now on Pinterest:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Spotted on Messenger:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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