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"Ah, yes, the kind of people who make your eyes roll faster than a slot machine 🎰 and your stomach churn like a rollercoaster 🎢 just at the mere mention of their name! 🤢😂"

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38 shares on Slack this month:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

18 shares on X this month:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

30 shares on Slack this month:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

88 shares on Threads this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Spotted on X:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Breaking via Threads:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Just shared via Messenger:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Trending via WeChat:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Seen just now on Threads:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

Live now on Slack:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Making waves on WeChat:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Going bananas on YouTube:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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