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"Ah, yes, the kind of people who make your eyes roll faster than a slot machine 🎰 and your stomach churn like a rollercoaster 🎢 just at the mere mention of their name! 🤢😂"

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

2 months ago

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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

3 weeks ago

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

2 months ago

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

2 months ago

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

2 months ago

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

2 months ago

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40 shares on Twitch this month:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I am cassette tape years old.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Making waves on Twitch:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Just landed via Reddit:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Just landed via Slack:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Breaking via YouTube:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Spotted on Twitch:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Going viral on YouTube:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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