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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.