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"Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let's face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals"

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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63 shares on YouTube this month:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

99 shares on Threads this month:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

54 shares on X this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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Going viral on Instagram:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Just shared via Threads:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Seen just now on Discord:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Going viral on Slack:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Shared recently on Discord:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Trending via Snapchat:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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