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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when t…

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when t…

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🧅💧🔪 "In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that's a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alternate, chop, cry, human, humans, humor, know, onion, onions, universe, where on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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