Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when t… Commentary:🧅💧🔪 "In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that's a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me. In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me. Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.