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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dental, humor, intelligence, joke, smart, thing, tooth, wisdom on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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