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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.