Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.