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Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Shared recently on Facebook:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Just shared via Slack:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Making waves on Instagram:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Going viral on Twitch:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Going viral on YouTube:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Live now on Telegram:

I hope this email kills us both.

Going bananas on TikTok:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

99 shares on Threads this month:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

62 shares on Threads this month:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

69 shares on Slack this month:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Trending via Slack:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Spotted on Instagram:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Trending via Messenger:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Spotted on TikTok:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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