I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.