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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.