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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.