Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Commentary:
"Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁‍♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine"

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
  • Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
  • Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.
  • I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?
  • Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.