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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.