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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.