I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though. I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.