Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.