You’re never alone. There’s mold. Commentary:"Who needs friends when you have mold, am I right? 🤣🍄 It will always be there to keep you company, silently judging your snack choices and flourishing in the damp corners of your life. #FungusFriendsForever" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute. I’m not alone. I have ants. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day. I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.