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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love yo…

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love yo…

Commentary:
"Looks like love is going on trial at the marriage registry! ⚖️💍 Who needs a judge when you've got so much love in the air? 💕 Keep those vows and alibis ready! 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged court, humor, i, love, marriage, registry, relationship on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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