Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.