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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

Reported on X:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Spotted on TikTok:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Trending via Snapchat:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Jan 27, 2025

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Making waves on Discord:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Making waves on YouTube:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Making waves on Facebook:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Going viral on Facebook:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Just landed via Reddit:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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