God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.