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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.