I’m not old, I’m vintage. Commentary:"Who said age comes with wrinkles? 🧓 Embrace your vintage charm and let that fine wine of wisdom shine! 🍷✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day. I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay. I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…” I get sad when I see how old people my age are. I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
