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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.