Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.
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"No worries, my phone has a mind of its own! 📱😅 Next time, maybe I'll try the 'accidentally drop the phone in a pillow fort' technique for a more believable excuse. 💁‍♂️🏰"

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