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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Trending via WeChat:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Making waves on YouTube:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Going viral on Discord:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Just landed via Slack:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Spotted on Telegram:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Seen just now on X:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

6 months ago

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Seen just now on Slack:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Just landed via Twitch:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Live now on Snapchat:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Spotted on YouTube:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Trending via Threads:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Live now on WeChat:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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