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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.