I’m only grumpy when I’m awake. Commentary:"Ah, the classic case of 'Grumpy by day, happy by dream!' 😴😠 Keep sleeping, friend, it's clearly your happy place! 💤😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight. “You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.” I hope this email keeps you awake at night. Being awake is the worst.