You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogu… Commentary:"Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am. None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’ Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name. I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.