Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife. Commentary:Looks like someone just received a terminal prognosis of eternal wedded bliss! ๐๐ Better stock up on some "Yes, dear" pills and prepare for a lifetime of "happily ever after" prescriptions! ๐ #PrescribedForLove Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me! My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wifeโฆ but the seeds of discontent are there. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell. My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.