You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.