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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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"Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #GravityCheck"



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