Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.
Get in loser, we're going overthinking.

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🤯 “Get in loser, we’re going overthinking!” Ah, the classic road trip to Anxiety Town. Buckle up, folks! It’s gonna be a bumpy ride straight into the Land of Second Guessing and Analysis Paralysis. Don’t forget to pack your snacks – overthinking burns a lot of mental calories! 🚗💭

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