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  • Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.
  • I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.
  • The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.
  • My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.
  • Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.
  • Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.