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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.