Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Shouldn't autocorrect be called autoassume?

Commentary:
“Seriously, autocorrect often assumes way too much! 🤔😂 Maybe it’s time for autoassume to step up and take responsibility for all those embarrassing text messages! 🙈🔤 #AutocorrectFail”

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