I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.