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  • Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.
  • I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.
  • Relationship status: I love my bed.
  • You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
  • I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.
  • Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.