Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that. Commentary:"Let's be real, Gordon Ramsay wouldn't last a second if he tried yelling at us over our cooking. ๐โ #WorstNightmare" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. Itโs a four curse meal. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay. The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics. “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.